lainerror-pages-nginx/404/404.html
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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="ASCII" />
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0" />
<title>Error | LAINLOUNGE</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="./index.css" />
<meta name="referrer" content="no-referrer">
</head>
<body>
<div class="page">
<header>
<div class="header-flex">
<div class="header-left">
<h1>lainlounge.xyz</h1>
<sup class="logoSubline"><i>cold whispers in the wires...</i></sup>
<hr />
</div>
<div class="header-right">
<sub class="linksSubline">today you might be lost...</sub>
<hr />
</div>
</div>
</header>
<div class="main-content">
<section class="content-left">
<h2>Error <span style="color: tomato;">404</span></h2>
<p id="error-message">The page you were looking for is lost in the wires.</p>
<p><b style="color: tomato;">But hey, don't despair.</b> There are still some places left untouched.</p>
<p>
Return to <a href="/">home</a> or tune into <a href="https://share.lainlounge.xyz/public/lainstation">Lainstation</a>.
</p>
</section>
</div>
<footer>
<hr />
<hr />
<div class="footer-flex">
<address class="footer-left">
You can message us through XMPP:<br />
"contact (at) lainlounge (dot) xyz"<br />
<br />
Made with love by the <span style="color: tomato">LAINLOUNGE</span> team<br />
The Web, Earth<br />
<br />
<span style="color: crimson">See you whenever, <em>and God bless</em>.</span>
</address>
<div class="footer-right">
<p class="footer-note">Original source composed by Hornet and Spectre</p>
<p class="footer-note">Error pages composed by h@x <p/>
<p>LAINLOUNGE.XYZ - WORLDWIDE INTL.</p>
<p>COPYLEFT ALL WRONGS RELEASED</p>
<p>2025 - next month's electricity bill</p>
</div>
</div>
<!-- Easter Egg -->
<p class="easter">If you see this page, a Blackrock death squad is rapidly approaching your location.</p>
<p class="easter">For help, please contact God.</p>
<p class="easter">Psychological support is not available.</p>
<p class="easter"><em>Thank you for your sacrifice.</em></p>
<p class="easter">...but seriously, go away.</p>
<!-- Easter Egg -->
</footer>
</div>
<noscript><p>JS BS disabled? Nice!</p></noscript>
</body>
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